Hold the Phone--Why is the Floor Purple?

Because typing is decidedly less creepy than talking to yourself.

I write a lot. I read even more. You can find my writing at: http://www.fanfiction.net/~yourfairygodfather

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Hi!

Dear College Kids having an impromptu block party in front of my building:

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You do not live here. You do not live here, and I don’t care what they told you at freshman orientation, the city is not ‘your campus’. You have one. It’s two miles that way. Go celebrate your football team winning their first game there (I presume they won, otherwise you really have no excuse) and leave the rest of us alone. Or, as my neighbor (now hero) shouted out the window at you moments after you woke me the fuck up, “Take that shit elsewhere; this ain’t yo mamma’s house!”

On a related note, it turns out that turning 27 makes one the ‘get off my lawn’ sort of aged. I’ll be drinking myself back to sleep now.

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celeryandhummus:

nanner:

Kristen Stewart is having none of your gendered bull shit

kristen is an actual kickass feminist who speaks up aaaall the time and gets so little credit for it

(via wesleytaytay)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Your 'sign of 3' fic, are Moriarty and Watson crushing on eachother or is the fic just about friendship?
yourfairygodfather yourfairygodfather Said:

Yes :)  (I really do mean it, this isn’t me being a dick, I promise! It’s just that for me, the impulse behind writing the piece to begin with is how the connections between and among the three of them are tenuous and ever-shifting, and how love means/takes different forms for different people. Which is weird, I realize, but I never claimed to be playing with a full deck. I can tell you for certain that there will not be a 4th party swooping in Mycroft-style to pull any of the three of them on a different trajectory, because that would be bogus, amirite?)

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maybestrongerthanever:

se me lo chiedevi

dopo tutto quello che abbiamo passato

ancora credo nella magia

lcfelisa:

Ko Tao, Thailand.

 ….aaaand we’re back.

Off to partake in a glorious adventure! Miss you all, and see you on the other side…

Off to partake in a glorious adventure! Miss you all, and see you on the other side…

brandyalexanders:

Elementary + canon references: The Final Problem

"He is the Napoleon of crime, Watson. He is the organiser of half that is evil and of nearly all that is undetected in this great city."

(via fyeahjoanlock)

Acclimating to a radically different time zone means staying up til 5am reading fanfiction on purpose:

It also means that, while organizing the extremely important final details of rapidly-upcoming international travel, I am utterly useless during about 50% of business hours:

(I just keep reminding myself that people far stupider and less organized than I have managed to pull this off. It usually works until I remember that I 1.) don’t speak or read any Asian languages, which tends to be a disadvantage in, say, Asia, and 2.) can’t sleep on airplanes. Whoops.)

turianbatman:

Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!

(via ileliberte)

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

jensen-fuckles:

The new harry potter movie looks great

(via wesleytaytay)

  • Cousin's Fiancee: I just can't imagine you being unpleasant to be around.
  • YFG: That's because you haven't seen me before 9am. Trust me, it's bad--too much blood in my caffeine.
  • CF: ...what?
  • CF: Oh, you mean too much caffeine in your bloodstream.
  • YFG: No, I said it right the first time.