Dear Guy who thought it would be a good idea to carry a rice cooker inside a backpack onto Boylston Street near the Boston Marathon finish line, start yelling and disturbing the peace until the police were involved, then get the entire area locked down for hours by the bomb squad:
You are a gigantic asshole.
d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?
tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face
meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes
For those of you who have been wondering where Fairy Queen, Age Eight and the 5-Year-Old Companion have been, the answer is: school, mostly.
But this week, apropos of nothing, they’ve decided to write their own songs. Just because why the fuck not. FQ’s makes repeated mention of Yellowstone Park, and 5YOC’s ends with an enormous earthquake killing everyone dead, followed by an end of the world party and a very loud piano solo.
X-Men AU where instead of the world freaking out about mutants, job offers start pouring in for them.
"Hello may I speak to Jean Grey? The FBI interrogation unit would like to talk to her about career opportunities."
"This is Kraft Corporations calling to talk to a miss Kitty Pryde about working with our Kool Aid advertising campaign…"
"Hello, CEO of RayBans speaking. Is Scott Summers there?"