Hold the Phone--Why is the Floor Purple?

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Look, I’m not going to say I teared up or anything.

…but, potentially.



This was one of the best things to ever happen on television


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Dear Guy who thought it would be a good idea to carry a rice cooker inside a backpack onto Boylston Street near the Boston Marathon finish line, start yelling and disturbing the peace until the police were involved, then get the entire area locked down for hours by the bomb squad:

You are a gigantic asshole.



i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog

I really tried to scroll past it

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8 days in Spain, 9 in Thailand, or 18 days climbing the Himalayas in Nepal?


d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the importance of the democratic process and how dangerous it can be if citizens give up their say in how the government is run and tony is trying so so hard to keep a straight face

meanwhile bruce is standing in the background timing the speech with his watch because whoever gets the longest rant wins a little trophy that tony made. the current holder of the trophy is clint who managed to convince steve that he doesn’t pay taxes


Natalie Dormer completed the London Marathon today, coming in at 3:50 which is under her goal of 4 hours. Congratulations, Natalie!

Natalie ran the London Marathon on behalf of children’s charity Barnardo’s. “A lot of people apply to run it for Barnardo’s so I’m just really glad that they picked me,” she said of her chosen charity.

She has been training for the marathon while filming The Hunger Games: Mockingjay in Atlanta. “It has been frantic but the crew have been very supportive,” she told the Daily Telegraph. “Filming starts very early when I imagine a lot of marathon runners are getting in their training before work so I have just been running whenever I can.”

On her fundraising page, she writes: “I’m training whilst shooting ‘Hunger Games: Mockingjay’ in Atlanta. So rest assured there will be plenty of ridiculous alarm times and running the streets after long days on set. My goal is to finish the 26.3 miles in under 4 hours! Huge thanks in advance. I am grateful for any donation no matter how big or small. Every penny makes a difference and it’s going to a cause I believe has a massive impact on many childrens’ lives.”


Neil Patrick Harris as Hedwig. 

For those of you who have been wondering where Fairy Queen, Age Eight and the 5-Year-Old Companion have been, the answer is: school, mostly.

But this week, apropos of nothing, they’ve decided to write their own songs. Just because why the fuck not. FQ’s makes repeated mention of Yellowstone Park, and 5YOC’s ends with an enormous earthquake killing everyone dead, followed by an end of the world party and a very loud piano solo.


Weird, right?

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They have another epic Hummel man-chat about fighting guys like this and Burt wonders if he’s naive for thinking Kurt would be safer in New York than somewhere else. And, ya know, Mike O’Malley does that thing where he drops by an episode for five minutes and destroys my night.
LeakyNews “Glee 515 Recap” (X)


(to Ian McKellen) You were saying a dream of yours is that you wanted to host a show like this. 

Omg, this is adorable.

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flawless people ~ natalie dormer


X-Men AU where instead of the world freaking out about mutants, job offers start pouring in for them.

"Hello may I speak to Jean Grey? The FBI interrogation unit would like to talk to her about career opportunities."

"This is Kraft Corporations calling to talk to a miss Kitty Pryde about working with our Kool Aid advertising campaign…"

"Hello, CEO of RayBans speaking. Is Scott Summers there?"