Hold the Phone--Why is the Floor Purple?

Because typing is decidedly less creepy than talking to yourself.

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The Avengers as a Western

Steve is the Sheriff. Clint is his deputy. Tony is the Blacksmith. Natasha runs the Saloon. Bruce is the physician with a split personality and Thor gets into a hell of a lot of tavern brawls.

Together, however, they manage to bring order to the once corrupt town of Triskelion.

Remember The Avengers as a 70s Cop Drama? A Western might be cooler.

I hate Westerns and I’d watch the hell out of this.



People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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[Wake up. Kick ass. Be kind. Repeat.]


[Wake up. Kick ass. Be kind. Repeat.]

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captain america | crack!vid

I’m reblogging this purely for 1:35—> Perfection.

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Listen I can’t wait until July 1871 to get these tracks I need to hear them now

Happy 36th Birthday Anthony Mackie! (9/23/1978)

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Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.


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Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

thank you, history side of tumblr.

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

Thank you medical side of tumblr

I had full intentions to delete the comments and just reblog the picture, but this is gold.

No, it’s copper.

((Thank you, regular side of Tumblr.))

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The Alt-Bro has a gift for looking like he’s thinking. His desktop background is of Swedish architecture. The Alt-Bro is in “an open relationship” with a girl who doesn’t call it an “open relationship.” He claims to be attracted to “both men and women,” though he finds “something special” about women. He doesn’t know what it is. It is a mystery.

I love working with Jonny, he is so fun to be around. He said that he’s a pain in the ass? He hasn’t been a pain in the ass to me, cause I smack him down if he gets out of order. “

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Half a bottle of wine down and trying to Duolingo.

I am the coolest person I know.

I am pleased to announce the recent engagement of the 6 Year Old Companion to his 11 Year Old Best Girlfriend who lives next door. The particulars of their courtship and proposal are still a bit fuzzy, but I’m told that the wedding itself will take place in fifteen years and two weeks, so, you know. Mark your calendars or some shit.

before I am…

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